harryedward:

how to get a thigh gap

step 1: open ur legs 

step 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • niall: *calls harry up at 2am*
  • harry: [sleepy voice] h-hello?
  • niall: harry
  • harry: yes??
  • niall: [heavy breathing]
  • harry: niall?
  • niall: ...
  • harry: ...
  • niall: you're a wizard
  • harry: goodbye *hangs up*
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beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

(via sexsplosive)

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stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

(Source: stability, via a-lohomoraa)

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Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.

Frank Ocean (via quotestuff)

OH SHIT

(via hydratic)

(Source: jackiekeaki, via givingblowjobs)

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  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
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why do people even talk to me literally all i reply with is omg

(via justsinners-condemnedtodeath)

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nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

(Source: andrewbelami, via asvprock)

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